Not All Apps Are Created Equal

Having 2 boys, I am finally more accustomed to the talk of bodily functions. Sorta.

Jared: My poop is sick.

Pause.

Me: uh... thanks for sharing, but um, would you care to explain why you think your poop is sick?

Jared. Well it says it's 10% happy, 20% sad, and 100% ill.

Me, exasperated: Who's this "IT?" Your poop talks to you now?

Jared: You know I've been taking care of my poop!

Me: No, um can't say I have.

Jared: You know that game where you take care of your poop?? It says it's happier outside.

Oh that dreadful app game!

Me: Well everybody poops, so they say.

Jared: This is true. Look at my poop, it seems to be doing better now. I love my poop.

Me: oh no no, I don't need to look at your poop. Really. Thanks for offering.
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