The teenager has become an eating machine!
Seeing this, I jokingly said to him that I should buy a vending machine and make him pay for his drinks and snacks. To this, he quickly responded: "I get half the proceeds?"
"Um. No."
"Half-price Saturdays?"
How.In.The.World. does he come up with this stuff!
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And the little guy?
We were in the store the other day, he was, as usual, being annoying and cute at the same time. As he was giggling to his own smartass-ness, I wrapped my hand on the back of his scrunny neck and threatened, "i'm going to strangle your little neck!"
He turns with big wide eyes staring at me (I was preparing for the usual dramatic tears-on-demand), and said, "No strangling on weekdays!!"
Oh good, Friday is right around the corner... *rubbing palms*
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