Sunday, August 15, 2010

Survival 101: How Not To Get Eaten By Sharks

As we're going on a Caribbean cruise soon, my friend Sue thought it would be good to both educate and tease the boys, about water safety, and sharks, etc.

Sue: So you know you don't jump off the side of the ship while you are out on the sea, right? Cuz it's a long swim home!

The boys both nodded solemnly.

Sue: Also, sharks like those waters too, and you smell much tastier than any fish to them, I'm sure!

Jared: Well that's why you throw in garlic bread.

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He continued on: Because garlic bread smells sooooo good, and they would smell much better than me!

So next time you go jump into the ocean, be sure to remember your garlic bread.

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